“I won’t be everywhere” as chichidodo, a maggots-loving bird, By Festus Adedayo
The ancient wisdom of our forefathers we grew up to meet is that, no one delegates the very personal task of emptying one’s bowel to their closest acquaintance. Not even your child.
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