Man decks out decking despite wife's disapproval

Newseze Wire·Sat, Jul 11, 1:21 PMWire: Yahoo Sports

Football-obsessed Alfie Patterson from Blyth, Northumberland, has gone England mad in his garden.

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Man decks out decking despite wife's disapproval

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