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The Phillies run backward, a cheesesteak becomes a weapon, and Philly gets an even weirder robot | Weekly Report Card

Newseze Wire·Sat, Oct 3, 9:01 AMWire: Philadelphia Inquirer
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The Phillies run backward, a cheesesteak becomes a weapon, and Philly gets an even weirder robot | Weekly Report Card

The Phillies’ October run ends earlier than ever, a cheesesteak gets thrown through Pat’s window, and Orifice the Awebot rolls into Old City. Plus, there may still be hope for the Academy.

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The Phillies’ October run ends earlier than ever, a cheesesteak gets thrown through Pat’s window, and Orifice the Awebot rolls into Old City. Plus, there may still be hope for the Academy. The story falls into Newseze's local desk and is being actively tracked by our editorial team. Calm framing, primary-source references, and respectful tone — every Newseze story is scored for drama and conspiracy before it reaches you. Worth knowing: Newseze refreshes its newsroom every hour and flags fast-moving local and breaking news as it develops. Watch this page for updates. Reporting: Philadelphia Inquirer.
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